Retrobirdw0rds #1
Thursday, May 22nd, 2003
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H A N D R O L L F R O M H E L L
You see, there’s a change in the lighting voltage. Flicker fusion monkey vision – hubbah hubbah wanderlust lust wonder. Download drivel (drivelle?) off of the deep end. “The Mounts” – now, what does that suggest? Perfect symmetry. And a minge jiggle. “It’s good, but not the same.” Lob rate. Too much space; sweet juniper berry, Smithers. What exactly does Morcheeba mean, then? You forgot the Clapham North Beerorama, waffle, and Loose talk. We disgust her. And, I think she likes it. The year is different and Things (yes, Things) are planned. This recording is different (The Blackness of a Moorhen). Sevenoaks. Twelve weeks. Always smirk at your notes! “The very edge of Fuckybumbooboo”. Also scribbling feverishly. (Much better (pedals very slippery).) (No!!)
posted by birdw0rks at 11:59 AM
4 Comments:
Re: "The Mounts" - as a still suffering Northamptonian I can also offer up "Semilong" - a race of Aliens from a 1970's episode of "Dr Who", Tom Baker Era. Also "Belinge" - A fungal infection of the nether reasons that caused redness and itching. Also see Douglas Adams' great little book "The meaning of Liff", which defines "Kettering" as "The pattern left on ones buttocks after sitting in a wicker chair".
I've got a semilong right now as a I type. And there's Kettering wots just told Gazza to get on his bike - "the pattern left on ninebellies after sitting on a pub bench" maybe?
Shades of George best. Or is it just the media want a rerun?
the drunk is dead. short live the drunk!..?
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